Coding jokes (Part 1)

[cybersteve547]

Questions about alonzo

Or, we could split it into a new topic, therefore allowing us to bring Closure to this.

[bluebaritone21]

Thanks! This is the Objective C best option.

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@tethrarxitet

@bluebaritone21

He probably drinks Java, destroying it in the process. :-)­

He writes down his recipe as a Java Script, and Schemes about sailing the 7 Cs.

Love the programming language quips.

@bluebaritone21

Thank you. These puns are like Rubies on rails, and they keep Assembling in front of me, Prolog-ing this post.

@tethrarxitet

Wait- what's the Reason for this? These jokes have no Charm to them; you're just causing a lot of Racket.

@bluebaritone21

Okay. Algol and stop now. Honestly, I'm just Yaccing on.

@tethrarxitet

Actually, please don't! No programming jokes might make me feel Lost . I wish to never face that fact. It makes me feel like I'm attached to a ball and Chain .

@sonic123cdmania

You need to be like a program and run.

[cybersteve547]

False problem!

[mehone]

why did the dog cross the road?

he was looking for a url to fetch!

(this is totally the worst one)

[bluebaritone21]

I'll grep for more puns. Please busy-wait for a second.

[sonic123cdmania]

While you get puns, I'll PUNt a football chain.

[cybersteve547]

did you hear about what happened in 2018?
purplephanos12 Snapped!

[mehone]

you know who else greps for more puns?

my code

insert muscle man image

[sonic123cdmania]

You know who else snaps and greps for puns?

My momYes, that's actually the best roast look it up on Youtube.

insert muscle man image spam

[cybersteve547]

def muscleman():
     O
    /|\
    / \
    ;

[mehone]

did you ever watch regular show?

[cybersteve547]

no

[bluebaritone21]

@mehone

did you ever watch regular show?

No, but I've watched regular expressions.

[mehone]

thats a shame, anyways

[sonic123cdmania]

@mehone

did you ever watch regular show?

No, not the show itself.

[mr_owlssssnap2]

Please make like a Python and run

[sonic123cdmania]

DARN It YOU STOLE MY JOKE!

[tethrarxitet]

3, 2, 1, Go!

[mr_owlssssnap2]

huh, neat

[tethrarxitet]

Yeah, I use tio.run to link the coding puns I make because some people might not understand what the heck brain$$\text{\color{RebeccaPurple}fudge}$$^{(modified for you know why)} is.