Coding jokes (Part 1)

how did you make fudge rebeccaPurple?

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680-something languages? That makes me want to Bash a jar of Java!

okay bro you def need to get the func out of here

You mean, a jar of Jelly?

“3ḅaė;œ»

Weird!

Brain@#!%?

HAI 1.2
VISIBLE "I love these jokes"
KTHXBYE

I wouldn't believe that the code “3ḅaė;œ» in Jelly would return "Hello, World!". Not in a million years.

The fun world of esolangs.

LOLCAT is the best programming language ever.
I make games in it.
It's hard.

--<-<<+[+[<+>--->->->-<<<]>]<<--.<++++++.<<-..<<.<+.>>.>>.<<<.+++.>>.>>-.<<<+. moment

My guy, you're forgetting

('&%:9]!~}|z2Vxwv-,POqponl$Hjihf|B@@>,=<M:9&7Y#VV2TSn.Oe*c;(I&%$#"mCBA?zxxv*Pb8`qo42mZF.{Iy*@dD'<;_?!\}}|z2VxSSQ

guys we need to make a morse code programming language frfr

-....- -....- .--. .-. .. -. - / .-..-. -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .-.. --- .-.. .-..-. / -....- -....- . -. -..

Agreed. Imagine the fun of making a forever loop!
.-- .... .. .-.. . / - .-. ..- . / -.. --- / / .--. .-. .. -. - -.--. .----. .... . .-.. .-.. --- .----. -.--.- / / . -. -..

The comments would be characters that aren't -./

My parents have described me as speaking "weird, scripted languages".
They took me to the doctor, and she said I had a Lisp T_T

i made something related to mqtt in morse code (it uses MCST)

-....- -....- ..-. . - -.-. .... / .----. .- .--. .. .-.-.- -- -.-. ... - .-.-.- -.-. --- -- -..-. ... . .-. ...- . .-. -..-. .---- ...-- ....- ..--- .----. / -....- -....- ... . -. -.. / .----. -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .----. / -....- -....- .-- .- .. - / ..- -. - .. .-.. / -.--. -- . ... ... .- --. . -.--.- / -....- -....- .--. .-. .. -. - / .----. -.--. -- . ... ... .- --. . -.--.- .----.

I've never tried LOLCAT, but I think that evil is cool

aeeeaeeewueuueweeueeuewwaaaweaaewaeaawueweeeaeeewaaawueeueweeaweeeueuw

The voice of an angel.

Oh gosh, I changed a letter and the code and the text turned... evil. (omg he said it)

Hello, W"Daチ

Try this program!

raw

it reads from input, and writes what you typed +1.

I have a good joke!
New programmers:
I can't believe it worked the first time!
Experienced programmers:
I can't believe it worked the first time...

Me working on my Roblox game...

I don't think I got that joke.