Coding jokes (Part 3)

Continuing the discussion from Coding jokes (Part 2) - #251 by bluebaritone21.

Previous discussions:

Real Programmers write their own operating system for their own custom-built computer using toggle switches on the front in octal with no errors or bugs first try, and it works. (Like Cray, Real Programmer Macho Suprimo.)

Hmm...

Blue Alonzo?

yes but ur meant to guess the song

I'm Blue?

no :)

I'm my own grandpa?

still no :)

Is it Never Gonna Give You Up? (The rickroll song)

also part 2 reached max replies in a day! is that a record?

haha yes

Oh! I get it.

Me: (Randomly appears back to normal)
Me: What the... What's going on? What happened?

Here are some I can think of

  1. I just saw my life flash before my eyes and all I could see was a close tag
  2. Why was the JavaScript programmer sad? He didn't know how to console.log his feelings.
  3. Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.

Welcome to Snap! Forums! Some quality jokes there!

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