Coding jokes (Part 2)

checks the tempreture yeah its cold

look it says in the negatives

checks the temperature myself No, it's perfectly normal. Are you using the right temperature system?

yeah seriously look at what im seeing

Wait, that's not temperature! That's Universe ID! That explains the glitchyness!

Weird. I feel fine.

Computer, status of the environmental systems?

The environmental systems are online.

ships lights turn off yeah theres something not right

The hallway in front of me starts twisting and warping.

Uh, guys?

Turns to computer
I'm setting a course to sector sqrt(-1) at warp 10!

notices twisting and warping hallway
WTH IS HAPPENING!?

the temperature that sonic had is getting colder i was right

Please don't. I don't want to turn into a salamander.

its getting colder

Goes back to the computer
SET COURSE TO SECTION SQRT(-1) AT NOT WARP 10, BUT WARP 10^100!!!!!!!!!!

we don't want to up the pressure!

Turns pressure counteractor on

Wait. How can we go to warp? I ejected the Warp core, remember?

We've got inertial dampeners!

and the ships getting colder again we need to get the heating to work!

i know but the pressure is getting strong for them.

Turns on heating
Breaks the barrier, grabs post 72 and shows it to @bluebaritone21
Turns pressure counteractor level to max