Coding jokes (Part 1)

i think we need to redo the plan.

Why?

i have something can outrun a glitch

What is it?

pi.

3.141526

I already used pi, but it didn't work! How are we supposed to outrun that with pi!?

Stop being so irrational, Alba! We need to kill it now!

by finding out how big it you know width x height you use x and y in coding right?

takes out measuring tape

HOLY CRAP IT'S EVEN CLOSER!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
starts running

make a ditch now!

grabs remote
pushes button
shadow appears overhead
It's go time!
pushes other button
the thing overhead starts glowing
...
BOOM!
the glitch starts to disappear
What... it's still there? But it looks weakened!

emm... am i the only one that sees flying numbers?

No, it's getting more powerful!

nope
stops running
Uhhh, the glitch isn't weakened.
Glitch starts going forward again
OH CRAP!
Suddenly, familiar music starts playing
WAIT HOW IS IT PIZZA TIME!? I DON'T SEE ANY PILLAR JOHNS AROUND HERE SO HOW!?
Realization
Oh, crap. The glitch is pulling things from different multiverses together! RUN!
Starts running at Mach 4

digs a deeper trench

grabs the chaos emeralds

Wait, FLYING NUMBERS!? THAT'S JUST MAKING THINGS WORSE!!!!

Wait, how did you get those!?