Coding jokes (Part 1)

whatever did my card do?

its.... another timeline?

I'm ... alive?

Phew. We escaped.
lap portal disappears
Well, that's good.

ehmm am i the only one seeing a asteroid heading RIGHT TOWARDS US!

quickly grabs the pi

Asteroid disappears
Uhh, what?

i think this place is haunted

as in the sun has disappeared

It's back ... It's gone again.

What is happening?!

meta

this reminds me of the good old times when me and my friends did random unscripted roleplays

i think that we need to find shelter...

shelter appears
Ok, we must be in some sort of glitchy world. Or maybe we fell into a quantum world?

Taps Combadge

BlueBaritone21 to Earth.

Static

Yeah. Haunted.

ok we need to run.... as in i see a planet i think we need to get there somehow

lemme try

Another lap portal appears
Ok, this is weird.
Tries to go in it and fails
I think this is a lap portal exit, not a entrance.

Pulls out Tricorder

This whole system is in some sort of metaphasic shift. I'll try a Nadon stream.

hello planet earth over? static Hello?

how about using a wire?