I find it somewhat hard to imagine that mr_owlssssnap2 has all the necessities to operate a pi (I'm talking keyboard + mouse + monitor or TV with HDMI + speakers) but not a laptop or desktop they have constant access to...? Sure, you could operate it over VNC, but you still need a computer or phone, and you need to get the pi set up.
Not saying it's a bad idea! If mr_owlssssnap2 has the tools to set up a pi I second this recommendation! (Personally I would recommend a Pi4 or Pi3/Pi3B!)
I can sympathize with that. But don't blame Jadga. There was a general feeling that your layout was way too left-heavy, leaving the right half of the banner empty, but also, this was when Jens was really furiously angry at a bunch of forum users including you, and so having your name on the banner was politically impossible.
Umm. He hates the sort of things that interest you, i.e., Javascript hacking and poking at the cloud. I try to convince him that you're just really bad at taking hints, rather than evil. But he boils over at each new provocation.