New topic button doesn't work (Joke)

Bug reports
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I can't make a new topic, please help?

2

You just made a topic.

3

and that's the joke

4

Possible problem: you are in the announcements category. Users who are not Snap! developers/whoever else cannot create topics in the announcements category. (Slightly less of a joke than the original post)

5

This is a complicated problem with a lot of variables to figure out.

First off, are you sure that you're clicking the "new topic" button? Make sure you're not replying to a thread, or clicking the logo to go back to the Snap! forums hub. If you're sure that you're clicking the correct button, then you should next make sure you've written a post?

If you know that you have a post written, it's time to go onto some more complicated troubleshooting. Is your WiFi on? Is your computer plugged in? How can you be sure that this site isn't just a figment of your imagination? How can you be sure you're awake? How can you be sure that you are at all?

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I'm clicking the button on the top left corner saying "snap", but that's probably not a problem. My WiFi is down, and I don't have power, but that shouldn't be an issue either. This is technically a figment of our imaginations because we're lightly punching a piece of plastic or glass with sensors under it, followed by millions of little lights. I'm kinda tired, but eh, it's fine. But I do see a movie studio every time I look south. Again, not a problem. I'm not, is that a problem?

Hope this helps!

7

I've also got a problem: I can't reply to any topics. I also can't type any characters on my keyboard, but that definitely isn't a problem with my keyboard because I've tested it out on other applications, so it must be a Snap Forums problem. Also, I can't do any polls, but I don't know if this is too much of a problem. Do you think it is? Vote here!
[poll type=regular results=on_vote public=true chartType=bar]

  • It is a problem that I can't set up any polls
  • It is not a problem - nobody needs to set up polls
    [/poll]
8

For some reason, I can't see any topics! The screen is just white. No UI at all. Let me turn off and on--

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I have a few questions:

  1. How do I make a reply?
  2. How do I add a quotation?
  3. How do I make a bulleted list?
  4. How do I make a poll?
    [poll type=regular results=always public=true chartType=bar]
  • I know how to make a poll
  • I also don't know how to make a poll
    [/poll]
  1. How do I edit a post (e.g. to add another question)?
    ^Apparently, I must wait some time before the edit will show up as an edit.
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I'm surprised none of the actual Snap! devs have commented on this, we really need help with these things.

11

I need some help, guys. The reply button disappeared, so I'm not sure what to do :cry:. My emoji menu is gone as well. Another problems that my keyboard is not working so I can't type write now. This text would be formatted, but that menu isn't working either. Thanks in advance.

12

Same here, now I can't even attach pictures. Here's this meme though

Screenshot_20200301-115902
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I've also got a problem:

I can't hide text

Also I can't exist. Is that a problem?

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I abseloutely have a problem: my posts are replying twice. It's really weird.

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I abseloutely have a problem: my posts are replying twice. It's really weird.

16

Why is this:

gobo + 𝝺 = :alonzo:

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me too, I can't use quotes

18

I can't make wiki posts!

I can't edit wiki posts! ~SnapenilK

I can't add preformatted text to wiki posts -ego-lay_atman-bay

Can someone tell me where the edit button is?! - miniepicness
Seriously though, how do you add polls?
[poll type=number results=on_vote min=1 max=20 step=1 groups=trust_level_2]
[/poll]
[poll name=poll2 type=multiple results=on_vote min=1 max=4 public=true chartType=bar]

  • k
  • h
  • j
  • f
    [/poll]
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Where is the reply button for wiki posts?

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I havv kno idiea haow 2 spel innkorrektleyi. Ii kan onely spel werdz rite